December 31, 2008
December 24, 2008
December 22, 2008
Tark ei torma
Yesterday was my birthday
And I didn't feel very well
Waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast
Hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', And
possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out,
She barely said good morning,
Let alone ' Happy Birthday.'
I thought...
Well, that's marriage for you,
But the kids...
They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast And didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low
And somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office,
My secretary Jane said,
'Good Morning Boss,
And by the way
Happy Birthday ! '
It felt a little better
That at least someone had remembered.
I worked until o ne o'c lock ,
When Jane knocked on my door
And said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
And it is your Birthday,
What do you say we go out to lunch,
Just you and me.'
I said, 'Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go !'
We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
Where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro
With a private table.
We had two martinis each
And I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office,
Jane said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day....
We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?'
I responded,
'I guess not.
What do you have in mind ?'
She said,
'Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner.'
After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
For just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and,
After a couple of minutes,
She came out
Carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed
By my wife,
My kids,
And dozens of my friends
And co-workers,
All singing 'Happy Birthday'.
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked.
And I didn't feel very well
Waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast
Hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', And
possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out,
She barely said good morning,
Let alone ' Happy Birthday.'
I thought...
Well, that's marriage for you,
But the kids...
They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast And didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low
And somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office,
My secretary Jane said,
'Good Morning Boss,
And by the way
Happy Birthday ! '
It felt a little better
That at least someone had remembered.
I worked until o ne o'c lock ,
When Jane knocked on my door
And said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
And it is your Birthday,
What do you say we go out to lunch,
Just you and me.'
I said, 'Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go !'
We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
Where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro
With a private table.
We had two martinis each
And I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office,
Jane said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day....
We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?'
I responded,
'I guess not.
What do you have in mind ?'
She said,
'Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner.'
After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
For just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and,
After a couple of minutes,
She came out
Carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed
By my wife,
My kids,
And dozens of my friends
And co-workers,
All singing 'Happy Birthday'.
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked.
December 15, 2008
Oi-oi jõuluvana
Kas sa ikka tead, et ilmunud on Kersti KREISMANI elulooraamat "Paljajalu kõrrepõllul"?
December 09, 2008
December 04, 2008
December 02, 2008
Õpetamine
Kui laps on eemal ja vajab abi, tuleb appi võtta tark ja tubli arvuti...ehk kuidas distantsilt õpetada last kirjutama sõna höövel ja vaal nt.
Loitsu debüütalbum ilmutab end taas
Loitsu debüütalbum ilmutab end taas
Siin pole suuri sõnu vaja. Kuus aastat pärast esmailmumist on Loitsu debüütalbum
jätkuvalt aktuaalne teema. Selle tunnistuseks lõid grenaderid käed kurikuulsa
Prantsusmaa plaadifirmaga Drakkar Productions. "Ei kahetse midagi" ilmub järgmise aasta
alguses taas kord piiratud tiraaziga
digipak-CD ja pildiga vinüül-LP kujul.
Drakkar Productions on maailma musta metalliga varustanud aastast 1994. Firma pardal on
maid vallutama purjetanud sellised nimed nagu Watain (SWE), Tsjuder (NOR), Deathspell
Omega (FRA), Atomizer (AUS), Alcest (FRA), Black Funeral (USA) jne. Loitsu ja Drakkar
Productionsi vaheline koostöö jätkub ka tulevikus.
Juba sel reedel, 5. detsembril müristab LOITS aga koos NITROUSega verivärskes
rockiklubis TAPPER (Pärnu mnt 158 G, Tallinn). Käesoleva uudise valguses kisub mainitud
üritus taas kraadi võrra pidulikumaks. LOITS kutsub Teid kõiki uut töövõitu tähistama!
Drakkar Productions
Loits
http://www.loits.org
http://www.myspace.com/loits
http://www.loits.org/store/
Siin pole suuri sõnu vaja. Kuus aastat pärast esmailmumist on Loitsu debüütalbum
jätkuvalt aktuaalne teema. Selle tunnistuseks lõid grenaderid käed kurikuulsa
Prantsusmaa plaadifirmaga Drakkar Productions. "Ei kahetse midagi" ilmub järgmise aasta
alguses taas kord piiratud tiraaziga
digipak-CD ja pildiga vinüül-LP kujul.
Drakkar Productions on maailma musta metalliga varustanud aastast 1994. Firma pardal on
maid vallutama purjetanud sellised nimed nagu Watain (SWE), Tsjuder (NOR), Deathspell
Omega (FRA), Atomizer (AUS), Alcest (FRA), Black Funeral (USA) jne. Loitsu ja Drakkar
Productionsi vaheline koostöö jätkub ka tulevikus.
Juba sel reedel, 5. detsembril müristab LOITS aga koos NITROUSega verivärskes
rockiklubis TAPPER (Pärnu mnt 158 G, Tallinn). Käesoleva uudise valguses kisub mainitud
üritus taas kraadi võrra pidulikumaks. LOITS kutsub Teid kõiki uut töövõitu tähistama!
Drakkar Productions
Loits
http://www.loits.org
http://www.myspace.com/loits
http://www.loits.org/store/
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