March 20, 2008
Eesti Muusikaauhindade nominendid on valitud
Aasta metal/punkartist
Finish Me Off
Loits
Must Missa
Eile selgusid Eesti Muusikaauhind 2008 nominendid, kelle seast valitakse 1. aprillil Pärnu kontserdimajas toimuval galal välja need, kelle panus Eesti muusikailma oli mullu eriti silmapaistev.
Finish Me Off
Loits
Must Missa
Eile selgusid Eesti Muusikaauhind 2008 nominendid, kelle seast valitakse 1. aprillil Pärnu kontserdimajas toimuval galal välja need, kelle panus Eesti muusikailma oli mullu eriti silmapaistev.
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Titebuum
Vaatad paremale, vasakule, seljataha ja nina ette.
Kõik on rasedad. KÕIK. Ok need kes ei ole, need on just sünnitanud :D
Ma tean hetkel vähemalt 10 rasedat ja samapalju noori emasid.
March 06, 2008
Best Divorce letter EVER
DEAR WIFE
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show
for it.
These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that
you quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new
haircut, had cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new pair
of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after
watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you
don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife.
Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the
case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to Spain
together! Have a great life!
________________________________________________________________________
____
Dear Ex-Husband -
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that
you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a
far cry from what you've been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining
and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that
came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me
not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment.
And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused
with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99
price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that
my sister had just borrowed fifty quid from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.
So when I hit the lotto for ten million pounds, I quit my job and bought
us two tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said
that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a penny from me. So take
care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born
Carl. I hope that's not a problem.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show
for it.
These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that
you quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new
haircut, had cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new pair
of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after
watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you
don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife.
Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the
case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to Spain
together! Have a great life!
________________________________________________________________________
____
Dear Ex-Husband -
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that
you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a
far cry from what you've been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining
and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that
came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me
not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment.
And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused
with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99
price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that
my sister had just borrowed fifty quid from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.
So when I hit the lotto for ten million pounds, I quit my job and bought
us two tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said
that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a penny from me. So take
care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born
Carl. I hope that's not a problem.
March 05, 2008
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