March 20, 2009

> - Do you speak English?
> - Yes!
> - Name?
> - Abdul al-Rhazib.
> - Sex?
> - Three to five times per week.
> - No, no...I mean male or female?
> - Sometimes male, sometimes female, sometimes camel.
> - Holy cow!
> - Yes, cow, sheep, other animals in general.
> - But isn't that hostile?
> - Horse style, doggy style, any style!
> - Oh dear!
> - No, no! Deer runs too fast...

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